you know that text post about a pansexual and an asexual being roommates?
right well they’re raising money for it to become a web series! hella cool right?
you can give them money here to support it
They’re asking for $450 more before August 15, and
CHECK OUT ALL THE CUTIES ON THE TEAMeveryone looks so excited!
OH MY FUCKING SHIT DAMN FUCK YESSSS
Tell me again why Black people should be okay with police when they have, since the history of our being kidnapped to this fucking country, have not EVER been about protecting us, but about terrorizing us?
Police are NOT for Black people’s safety. They are about torturing us, terrorizing us and killing us. Period. There is no safety with police. There is no peace keeping with police. They have ALWAYS been a terror to the Black community and I am tired of this fact being pushed to the wayside.
I got lemon titties
Now calling my boobs Lemons.
So… Mine are size i in america… What am i supposed to say?
"My boobs are like a melon and a half."
Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space.
White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:
- 80% of tenured positions in higher education
- 80% of the House of Representatives
- 80-85% of the U.S. Senate
- 92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
- 90% of athletic team owners
- 97.7% of U.S. presidents
Good thing we solved sexism and racism u guise
wtf 97.7% US presidents no 100%
i think obama made it less than 100% bro
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.
NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat
SERIOUSLY THIS SHIT IS AMAZING AND IF YOU DON’T HAVE CANOLA YOU CAN USE OLIVE FUCKING BELIEVE ME AND MY FINE ASS LEGS
" your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic" I AM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD
Taking pictures with me can be a real challenge… http://caramelrush.modelcentro.com/scene/6014708
Basic Vulva Anatomy
The vulva are the external female genitals that surround the opening to the vagina; collectively these consist of the labia majora, the labia minora, clitoris, clitoral hood, vestibule of the vagina, vaginal corona (hymen) and the Bartholin’s and Skene’s glands. All of these organs are located in between the anus and below the mons pubis (aka Mons Veneris or pubic mound, the pad of fatty tissue usually covered in pubic hair on top of the pubic bone).
The labia majora are two thick folds of skin running from the mons pubis to the near anus. The outer sides of the labia are covered with pigmented skin, usually darker than the rest of the body’s skin. They also have oil-secreting glands, and after puberty, the outer sides are generally covered in pubic hair. The inner sides are smooth and hairless, with some sweat glands. The scent from these is sexually arousing.
Directly beneath the mons pubis and between the labia majora is the clitoris. The clitoris is a woman’s most sensitive erogenous zone and the primary source of female sexual pleasure. It contains spongy erectile tissue which is highly sexually sensitive. Only the tip or glans of the clitoris shows externally, but the organ itself is elongated and branched into two forks, the crura, which extend downward along the rim of the vaginal opening toward the perineum. Most of the clitoris is an internal organ, and it is much larger than most people think – a few inches long, on average. The clitoral glans or external tip of the clitoris is protected by the prepuce, or clitoral hood, a covering of tissue which generally extends into the labia minora. The clit hood contains nerve endings and is often highly sensitive to the touch. During sexual excitement, the clitoris may extend and the hood may retract to make the clitoral glans more accessible. On some women the clitoral glans is very small; other women may have a larger clitoris that the hood does not completely cover. Clitoris sizes can vary greatly.
The labia minora, the two folds of skin between the labia majora, surround the vestibule of the vagina. They have no fat or hairs. The labia minora vary in size, and may be completely contained within the outer labia, or may be much longer and protrude and extend considerably past the outer edges of the labia majora. They also have a variety of shapes from gentle arcs, almost straight lines, to being described as the shape of “flower petals”, or “butterfly wings”. The skin can range from being wrinkled to smooth. The skin pigmentation can range in colour from pink tones, to brown tones, through to purples and black. The labia minora contain sebaceous and sweat glands, and are often moist.
The vestibule of the vagina (the area between her inner labia where her vaginal and urethral openings are) begins below the clitoris and contains the urethral meatus (pee hole), the vagina, and the ducts of the two Bartholin’s Glands and Skene’s Glands. The urethral opening is a small slit located closest to the clitoris; through this opening urine is passed. Below the urethral opening is the larger, vaginal opening. The Bartholin’s Glands are either side of the bottom of her vaginal hole, and the Skene’s Glands are either side of her urethral opening. The Bartholin’s Glands don’t produce much fluid at all, just one or two drops of mucous lubrication. The Skene’s Glands are a bit of a mystery, and not all women appear to have them. Some think they are where female ejaculation comes from, and they can produce lots of liquid. But strangely not all women have them, which could be why not all women ejaculate.
The vaginal orifice, particularly in virgins, is often surrounded by membranous folds of skin known as the vaginal corona (also known as the hymen). The vaginal corona is often easily stretched, and after normal physical activity, such as sport, inserting tampons, penetrative masturbation, and sexual intercourse, the hymen will stretch or sometimes rupture. The opening of the vagina, and the vaginal corona, may appear smooth, lumpy or with skin fragments or tags.
Running along the sides of the vestibule are two elongated bodies of erectile tissue known as the bulb of the vestibule. Many mucous glands are also present in the vestibular region. Both the labia minora and labia majora tend to cover the vestibule.